The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.

I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale

kenny Yardsale

An anxious, long, male member(penis) that provides extreme pleasure to the opposite sex.

The slang "Kenny Yardsale" was created @ The Edison.

B immediately dropped his pants in front of L revealing Kenny Yardsale. L immediately took hold of Kenny and began stroking him until he was sufficiently hard. L used her eager mouth on Kenny Yardsale until it became unbelievably stiff and ready to penetrate her moist, delicious vagina.

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Yardsaleing

Messing up a dangerous jump or trick. Like if you fucked up a huge jump on skis, or hit a bend wrong and crashed your mounts bike. It refers to the yard sale that your relatives would have to get rid of all your shit after you died.

For example: “Did you see that wipeout?! My man just yardsaled!”
Or “Have fun yardsaleing on that jump.”

redneck yardsale

A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.

I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.

yardsale

when you bust a big load on someone in a master chief costume

"why don't you yardsale some bitches!"