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Yogurt

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 17, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


yogurt

a play on the word, "yo". A greeting used to answer the phone.

Yogurt, whats up dude!

by Roomba August 4, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yogurt

To be surrounded by people saying "Yo".

"Yo" + girt = yogurt

I was all tryna hear this Frederic Jameson lecture about late capitalism and shit and these bols was all sayin' 'yo' to each other and I ain' hear shit 'cause I was all 'yogurt', nah mean?

by Cuban Lincoln May 4, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


yogurt

terrible. worst food. smellls terible. tastes terrible. just a shitty food all around. it looks gross, like lumpy old man cum. and i hate it

fuck yogurt

by izzyhighlighter October 24, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yogurt

CREAMY WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY SNAKES ASS

"Fuck whats up with your snake"??-Lily
"Oh its making yogurt."-Katie

by Katie Thibadough January 19, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


yogurt

A sexual act in which the male gets sperm across the entire vagina and then finger it into each others mouth

thats some goooooooooooooooood yogurt

by thomas1234567890987654321 August 17, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yogurt

a white person that tries to act black.

Also known as a "yogurt colored oreo"

I saw some yogurts today in a ghetto cruiser listening to that pot smokin rap music.

by Elisa S. May 25, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž