DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.
dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'
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a play on the word, "yo". A greeting used to answer the phone.
21๐ 40๐
To be surrounded by people saying "Yo".
"Yo" + girt = yogurt
I was all tryna hear this Frederic Jameson lecture about late capitalism and shit and these bols was all sayin' 'yo' to each other and I ain' hear shit 'cause I was all 'yogurt', nah mean?
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terrible. worst food. smellls terible. tastes terrible. just a shitty food all around. it looks gross, like lumpy old man cum. and i hate it
fuck yogurt
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CREAMY WHITE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF MY SNAKES ASS
"Fuck whats up with your snake"??-Lily
"Oh its making yogurt."-Katie
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A sexual act in which the male gets sperm across the entire vagina and then finger it into each others mouth
thats some goooooooooooooooood yogurt
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a white person that tries to act black.
Also known as a "yogurt colored oreo"
I saw some yogurts today in a ghetto cruiser listening to that pot smokin rap music.
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