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you can't polish a turd

unconvincingly attempt to make an irreconcilably bad situation look good.

They're trying to portray the poor financial reports as positive, but you can't polish a turd.

by esmith512 April 16, 2007

283๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Can't See Me

A common thing John Cena will say to you if you mess with him. He will show off first and do the Five-Knuckle-Shuffle on you. Then you'll pretty much have 2 teeth left.

You Can't See Me! Five-Knuckle-Shuffle

by Bob642382 October 1, 2017

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

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you can't tell me

You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"

Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!

by scottyd3186 December 4, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


You can't fall off

A common Richmond, Yorkshire phrase/idiom, it's roots untraceable, and used synonymously and most likely misheard in place of 'you can't fault that'.

'Those headphones are cheap, you can't fall off'

by rreadysetno October 3, 2013


you can't do that on television

A show that started out on local TV in Canada on CJOH.
Executives of a station called "The Pinwheel Channel" in the US happened upon it and decided it was just what their station need. Then The Pinwheel Channel became Nickelodeon.
Then they had a hit.
Not only boosted the lulling stations ratings but also gave them their trademark slime scheme. Nick doesn't acknowledge this, perhaps because publicizing it will do no good to them. The slime would fall on someone when they said "I don't know." Water would also fall on someone who said "water."
It ran in the US from 1981-1990. It was such a big hit in the US, it left Canadians scratching their heads. Most Canadian children found the show disgusting and it never had a wide audience in its homeland.
Supposedly was cancelled because the show went through kids like a revolving door on crack and it was a tedious task to send royalty checks to 200+ different children.
Alanis Morissette appeared on about six episodes of the show in 1986, as a minor character.

GUY #1: Moose on You Can't Do That On Television was my first crush.
GUY #2: How 'bout Lisa Ruddy?
GUY #3: I don't know... (Glop...)
GUY #1: I'm so thirsty.
GUY #3: Would you like a glass of water? (Splash)

by The STFU'D Noob July 10, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


you can't polish a turd

An attempt to conceal and/or strive to improve misfortunate genes.

We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.

Enough said...

you can't polish a turd

by familyguyfanclub October 11, 2010

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