wish you were gay

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.

me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

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i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

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Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.

Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

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I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

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Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.

Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.

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You wish you were a Delic

This phrase is used to mockingly imply that someone aspires to be a member of the prestigious Delic family. The Delics are renowned for their wealth, class, and widespread admiration. However, using this expression as an insult suggests that the person being addressed falls short of the Delics' status and is seen as inferior.

Person A: "Hey dude, look at this new watch I just bought!"
Person B: "Ha. You wish you were a Delic."