wish you were gay

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.

me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

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i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

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Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.

Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

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I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

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Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.

Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.

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do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?