fuck you and your shit

The purpose of saying this in meaning will tell your victim that they should fuck them selves and their shit is fuck.

Nice kid fuck you and your shit

Fuck you and your horse

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.

You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.

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fuck you and your mother

when you get pissed off and want to say fuck you to them and diss their mom

x:your a dick
y:fuck you and your mother

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You Know Your Right

The best Nirvana song ever created, this is the last song that Kurt Cobain made and people say its his goodbye.

Thing have never been so swell I have never felt this well...

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you think your hard

When someone's act gangster or thuggish when there really not.

Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"

Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"

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Are you having your period?

A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.

Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?

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Punch You In Your Cheese

When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.

Christian is gonna to Punch You In Your Cheese you gonna see stars!