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Don't fool around motherfucker
You don't wanna fuck with me is a slang word from Tupac music "My ambition is a ridah"
Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"
- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again
Jim: You got me fucked up. Seriously, again?
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Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?
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defenition:
"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.
Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention
Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you
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A popular phrase used in 'F is for Family'.
**Frank:** I need you two to play nice, and don't get into any trouble. *(to Bill)* And I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?
**Bill:** Yep.
**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?
**Bill:** Sure, dad.
**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.
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What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
A person in love who don’t know how to deal with it. You become so emotional that it feels fearful, so much that you become fucked up
Him: what wrong, why you’re always so emotional
Her: as she sobs, you got me fucked up
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