the one you never had

This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from

Your mum? Like the one you never had!

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You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance

A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.

Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.

Josh: What a retard.

Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.

Josh: Yeah.

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Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

You know I had to do it to em

A meme originating from over-the-top flexing, usually in relation to ones outfit or style.

Hypebeast #1 - Bro, how you going to show up to graduation wearing a jean jacket, jean-shorts combo?

Hypebeast #2 - You know I had to do it to em.

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you know he had to do it to em

when a white guy from florida decides to hit all his viewers with his “swagger” with a majestic pose holding his knuckles and finding a way into your girl’s heart

can be also used as a compliment on someone’s picture or as an insult (you can never really tell it apart though)

A: yo did you see that kid’s post from florida where he lookin fly as balls?

B: yeah man, you know he had to do it to em

You Know I Had To Do It To Em

When you do it to em and you know you had to.

Mike Hunt: Yo bro why'd you have to vibe check Dixie Normus and Yuri Tarded?
Moe Leicester: You know I had to do it to em.

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Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.

OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

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