You look like you can’t swim

Tiktok trend where men get offended when you tell them “you look like you can’t swim” because they don’t like being told they can’t do something.

“You look like you can’t swim”
Why the fuck would you say that

That’s so fucking rude of course I can swim

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you look like you eat sand

your mouth is dryer than the sahara desert, dryer than your moms vagina

Why yo mouth so dry? 'You look like you eat sand.'

you look like a tall glass of water

The select individual looks really good, hot, tall tan and handsome, sexy, etc

Damn boi, you look like a tall glass of water!

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you look like a cow looking at a new gate

a look of lost bewilderment.

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.

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Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

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you look like you need to eat more ass

When a man does not look hardcore enough to be in a certain place or situation.

Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".

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you look like a dildo

A person who fucks pr gets fucked all the time

Dude i ran in the room to grab my wallet and 2 bitches were running a train on josh so i said "you look like a dildo"