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YouTube

a free-speech website where everyone can be insulted and mocked by other users, for free.

u motafuka dont belong on youtube. i fuk ur mota

by weeeeeeh flip December 1, 2006

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youtube

America's Funniest Home Videos, minus Bob Saget

Let's see what is on Youtube today...Two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Barbie Girl," some dude getting kicked in the nuts, a cute puppy, two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Hey Ya"...

by JakeStar November 24, 2006

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youtube

the reason i stopped watching television.

television is for old people, youtube is for our generation.

by smackysam December 12, 2006

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youtube

Forget the videos. If you want to see American ignorance/arrogance/stupidity at its finest, just read the comments.

This coming from an American by the way.....f*cking youtube

by middleman760 August 27, 2007

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YouTube

A placen of magic. The trolls and witches live in the comments, the ghosts and fairies live in the like button, the genies and wizards live in the sub box and the queens and kings live up in the video.

I love YouTube but those trolls in the comments fought with the witches like me.

by BasicDisney December 31, 2015


YouTube

YouTube is a video sharing website.

It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.

Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)

1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.

Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*

2.) Watching Eminem music video

Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes

Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.

Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.

Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!

Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.

3.) Found a trick video.
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.

4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*

5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"

6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!

7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.

Sorry about that. :/

8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!

9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*

10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?

by Noslen August 11, 2012

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Youtube

A chat room for racist, homophobic shit licking chicken-shits, pussies and morons.

With some videos attached.

A great source of footage of just about everything you can imagine. Comment system is buggy at best. Copyright rules seem to be the only rules truly enforced. Reporting feature is a joke that can result in an email stating that your claim won't even be read because you MAY have clicked 'send' more than once. Finding out how to report a person is nigh impossible as well. You tube doesn't give a shit.

The place where terrorists can post videos of executions, a moron can tell <insert sub culture/race> that they should all die...
BUT, a video featuring a baby dancing to a Prince song gets pulled. It's all about the $$$ at youtube.

Youtube's policies are enforced strictly on what can make them the most money. Trolls and terrorists get the most hits, so Youtube's staff ignores them.

Example Youtube Video (a Mother cradling her newborn just after birth)
Comments:

Idiot1: I'd fuk that bich!11!
Idiot2: You ugly cunt u babby is ugly to u bich cunt fag!
Idiot3: Bet that pussy is nice n bloody fap fap fap
Idiot4: I LMAO
Idiot5: cancer cancer penis fag nigger jew furfag emo penis penis faggity aids fag fag nigger fuck!!!

(Ages:)

Idiot1: 14
Idiot2: 15
Idiot3: 17
Idiot4: 13
Idiot5: 27

by Lig Na Baste May 17, 2009

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