your mother

when in a argument, if the other person says your mother...

say it right back!

Brenden: you mother.

Matt: NO YOUR MOTHER! BITCH!

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your mother

a deragatory term for instuling somone


ususaly followed buy an OOOOOOOOOOOO

guy 1:what sound does a doggy make
guy 2 :MOOOOO
guy 1 :no it doesnt
guy 2: thats the sound ur mother made last night
guy 1:no doggies go ruff ruff
guy 2: ruff eh thats how ur mother likes it OOOOOOOOO

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your mother

the white version of saying "yo mama"

black kid: yo mama biatch!!!!!!
white kid: well!...well!..your mother is so fat she weighs a lot!

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your mother

How you would respond to a question when you don't know the answer, but still don't want to seem stupid.

Person1: Yo, what was the answer to that last math problem?
Person2: (thinks for a while, unable to solve the problem)....your mother.

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your mother

the fatest thing that is to heavy to lift up your mother also eats a lot of deez nuts

your mother enjoyed deez nuts last night

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Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?

Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha

your mother

a delightful young lady that i often fuck really hard

your mother was amazing

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