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a phrase commonly shouted out windows when you're a faggot
listen up! show your fucking balls!! cuz im gay
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(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.
(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"
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Originated from Pete and Jim from Massena NY.
Idea originally came from a ‘Korn’ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED"
‘Your fucked!’ had become a common saying between us.
After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY!
So there you have it.
"dude your fucked..... literally."
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Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.
It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"
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Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*
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See kicks my (fucking) face off.
"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
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Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.
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