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August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?
No, but that's cool
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One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.
I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.
to be giggling and blushing over a person or a thing
resting on your belly while doing so (optional)
girly pop stop twiddling your toes over that damn boy
the act of trying to have sex with a lot of people
please don't ho out with your toe out tonight, I don't want you to go home with another random guy
“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...
A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes