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The most amazing boy that has ever walked the face of the planet. He is the love of my life and always will be. I never want to be with anyone but him. He's my baby boy and that won't ever change. I absolutely love him to death. <333
"Zack makes me oblivious to all other boys."
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-a guy thats pretty cool for the most part...when he's not being an a-hole haha!. very hilarious but dork at the same time. SUCKS at call of duty and guitar hero...
-he sometimes talks to himself.
-makes others jealous with his mad piano skills and likes to show off
-moms love him and think of him as definite "marriage material"
-likes to quote things from spongebob, salad fingers, family guy, etc.
-teases you about embarrassing things that you have done in the past and always brings it up at the worst possible time!
person 1: "OMG! have you ever heard zack play the piano?"
person 2: "no...why? is he any good?"
person 1: "yeah! hes freakin amazing! he makes me so jealous... and i thought I was good at piano..."
girl 1: "hey____, remember when zack met your mom that one time?"
girl 2: "yeah haha! i can't believe she liked him so much."
girl 1: "yeah i know. she usually doesn't like ANY of the guys you bring home."
girl 2: "yeah. now my mom always asks me to invite him over all the time. she even told me he was marriage material!"
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(adj,noun) The greatest nigga alive. He is the best at everything. Everyone loves him. see also Beast or Dat Nigga
1st Girl: "Let me tell you...John was fucking me so good that when he told me to say his name I yelled out Zack."
2nd Girl: "Too bad he doesn't have a gorilla dick like the real Zack the Greatest.
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A kid who touches himself while he sings along to "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls.
Zacks mom: Turn down that music Zack!
Zack: Mommy I told you to not come a knockin when The Divinyls a rockin.
Zack's mom: Stop touching yourself or your grounded.
Zack: Fuck you!
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One who is socially awkward but still insists that smoothness is a strongsuit, many people feel zack is a name for surfers... but I assure you surfers are cool but Zacks are only alright.... sometimes.... maybe
God damn it zack do you have your contacts in
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a guy with this name has a kick ass body and is good at sports. he looks like a holister model and wears disigners clothes. they seem like the kind of guy any girl wants to date. they lead girls on and have different varities of girlfriends in different cliques. hes almost like a john tucker.
did you see that new kid zack today?! he was smackin lips with that girl savannah when he was dating someone else!
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A really cool boy whos nice has alot of friends and is sweet loving and athletic.
Hey zack is awesome and , i saw him at target yesterday
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