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Someone who enjoys popping zits. Their own zits, their friends zits, or even a strangers zits.
Barry: Dude I have this killer zit on my back and I can't reach it!
Yolanda: Oh, you should ask Anne to get that for you. She's a zit zapper!
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The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating
Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit
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A taser
Officer Hendricks, in addition to his 9mm Beretta, was issued handcuffs, a baton, and a thug zapper by his department.
After you've been eating her ass for a while, so it's good and moist, touch her butthole with a 9V battery
"she took the battery out of my smoke detector just so she could get a Dukey Zapper"
A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.
I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.
The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating
Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit
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A person that gives a gift to someone with the intention of covertly benefiting from the use of that gift.
You go to your local WAL-Mart and purchase a really nice, top of the line, bug zapper. Then in a gracious gesture you give it to your new neighbor as a house warming present. That summer you relax in your back yard to the sound of sizzling insects and you never have to maintain it!
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