Zed

1.The term 'Zed' was first introduced by the popular film 'Shaun of the Dead' when the main characters decided it was against good taste to call the people outside 'Zombies'. A 'Zed' (Another term for Zombie), is usually a mass of dead flesh reanimated into this world to eat the flesh and/or brains of the living. The problem is solved via the exploding of the 'Zed's head and/or brains through means of an axe, gun, explosive, cosmic ray-beam, or whatever have you. This seems solution seems to fit in well with the living nicely. The Zed's (Or Zombies) have not voiced their opinion on the matter.
2. A slang term in reference of the living dead used by rp (roleplay) characters. Usually used when fearing the word 'Zombie', or they are too lazy to say or spell said word.
3. A brainless or brain-dead person incapable of rational thought.
4. A brain-dead zombie.
5. The British/Irish/Bloody Stupid Canadian way of saying the letter 'Z', preferring to pronounce it 'Zed' instead of 'Zee'.

'Oy! That bloody Zed bit my arm off!'
'Heh, Frank's so drunk he's a Zed!'
'Oprah Winfry is a Zed! RUN!'
'From A to Zed!'

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Zed

NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER MEOW NI-

Zed Said "NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER MEOW NI-"

Zed

Zed is a champion from League of Legends. Skillshot champion, easy to play-hard to master.

-hey what champion would ya like to play
-Zed, it's funny

zed

the coolest person ever. seems serious but very fun. if you dont have a zed in your life, then its sad.

ayo zed is back at it again

Zed

Someone who is dead, preferably their name was Zed but it works either way.

"Who is Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby"

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zed

the actual way to say the last letter of the english alphabet if you are from canada!!!

we canadians do not say zee we say zed just like the rest of the common wealth!(for those who do not know the common wealth is all of the english colonies. think of the common wealth games all of those countries)

there is a sign that reads " e-z tax retunes"
British person- what does it mean 'e-zed' tax returns?
canadian person- it is the lazy americans way of saying easy, yes i know its dumb.
british person-so the zed makes the sound zee? why?
canadian person- only the lord knows why, i guess they just had to be different as always! :@

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Zed

The temporary lack of sense on your tastebuds due to being high.

Deaf is to hearing loss as
Zed is to tasting loss.

I can't tell if this pineapple is sweet because im zed right now.

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