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Zeke is a sweet, quiet boy who cares for you a lot, though he might not show it. Fuck all of those UD's saying he's a dickhead. I love him.
What the fuck is the point of this
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"I love Zeke?"
Zeke is a very attractive, funny male with a big penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally. He is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy. He is known to be Kay Flock’s homie since day 1 as well.
“Zeke is the cutest boy in his class”- randon treesh
God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.
Is a basketball.
Bob: All praise Zeke.
John: no he bad
Zeke: spitball
Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.
“Have you met Zeke”
“Yeah I like him”
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Short for Zero Kelvin, the coldest possible temperature that is physically impossible to reach, it is a compliment equated to "hardcore, damn near impossible, awesome, cool". Can also be abbreviated as ZK.
"Dude, that headshot was totally ZeKe."
"I got us the beer, it's ZeKe, bro."
"Your new Wrangler looks absolutely ZeKe."
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1. A quiet person. Usually has few true friends, but leeches onto other groups of people as they walk by.
2. A person who may appear accepted in school, but his/her outside life includes all night video game fests.
(Person 1) Dude, ur really weird. You act like such a Zeke whenever you refuse to go to parties because of obligations to D&D.
(Person 2) Well, if you were a lvl 30 mage lord, you would play D&D all night long too.
(Person 1) I thought you were cool in school man...
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A person who consumes video games and a severe virgin with Chinese vape chemicals.
Often used as an insult to describe them as somebody who has never spoke to a girl and thinks Fortnite is life
Holy fuck! That guy is a Zeke. He can’t talk to a girl for shit
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