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President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse, this man has a reputation of breaking into the rooms of very attractive woman and raping them with his giant penis. He is a man amongst men, living everyman's dream.
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I was taking an evening stroll down the street and saw your mother walking towards me. My beef hammer called for sweet relief and strianed against the zipper of my pants. I could not take this punisment any longer. So I swung my monolithic man meat God bestowed upon me and knocked her into a dumpster in a nearby alley. I then proceeded to ram my extra large man salami into her tight hole. Her unwilling moist lips could not take the punishment my thirty pound man hammer did upon her. After shooting my special blend of polonious nut naplam flavored butter, I used my extra large wrecking balls to smash a hole into the wall of a building and escaped into the night. I gaurntee it.
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the four legged frame that old people use to clamber along the side walk, if any hope maybe into the road!
betty: i got the new zimmer frame with rcoket powered wheels!! =)
susan: nice one betty! (what a stupido)
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Pedro rox my sox man! He threw Zimmer to the ground and he just kept bouncing and bouncing and bouncing-----
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The act of throwing former baseball player/ manager Don Zimmer to the ground. The most famous example of which occurred at the hands of Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series between the Yankees and the Red Sox.
There was 98% percent less Zimmer Tossing this season. Of this there is always a small amount of constant background Zimmer Tossing.
the act of taking a popular song and dramatizing it to make it sound more grand, be it ominous, foreboding, or majestic.
"Did you see the 'Us' trailer? Jordan Peele totally Hans Zimmered 'Got 5 On It'!"
"That new Buzz Lightyear movie totally Hans Zimmered 'Starman by David Bowie"
"I think the Moulin Rouge movie is Hans Zimmering 'Roxanne'"
To guarantee something. George Zimmer, ceo of Mens Warehouse always says at the end of his commercials "I Guarantee It!" Stamp is placing it on something
The steelers are the super bowl champs, I Zimmer stamp it!
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Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.
I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.
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