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A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.
Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!
Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
(n.) 1. Something that is so unwanted to the extent of creating hostilities, esp. in the foodservice industry.
2. A cheese-like substance placed on extremely low quality Italian sandwiches to dupe customers into paying premium prices, sometimes mistaken for gristle.
This sandwich tastes like shit! What's in it, Zito's cheese?!?
That jerk's about as liked as Zito's cheese.
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A scum bag that is unemployed and sits around in his underwear all day smoking pot and eating chips, then attends metro rave clubs by night. Baby Zito's are also notorious blade riders.
Yo you see that commercial where that lazy dude melts into his couch from smoking so much pot? He's got some great Baby Zito qualities
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The act of "Barry Zito-ing" involves inserting an erect penis into an anus, whether the anus is male or female is of no consequence. The origin of "Barry Zito-ing" comes from Major League Baseball pitcher Barry Zito, and what he does to a girl to "cleanse" himself following a bad game. As cited in an interview with the "Make a Wish" Foundation, Barry Zito goes out after a bad game and fucks a girl in the ass. This concludes the definition of "Barry Zito-ing".
"So I was Barry Zito-ing this girl the other night."
"I hope she gets Barry-Zito-ed by a homeless man in a dark alley for being such a bitch."
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To preform jobs and tasks extremely poor and still get rewarded with large quantities of money. These tasks are often extremely easy and are often uncompleted, and no matter what you can never lose your job.
I don't have to do anything at my job, it's Barry Zito money.
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