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Most of these definitions you'll see say he's a creepy, dirty-mouthed madman but that's only the millionaire politician jerk type. The Donald I'm talking about is the opposite. An absolutely wonderful friend and faithful companion, kinda like a dog. He's very nice, he knows how to make you laugh and when someone is roasting him or his friends, he rains down on them like a hail storm. He can usually take it as well as he can dish it, but you can tell when he's been embarrassed. He's not exactly the most handsome guy you'll ever meet, but he has exactly the type of personality to attract a nice girl. However, if that girl is good enough, she won't care about his looks. It's strange, when he's around his friends, he can be a very strange guy. His friends know him to make strange noises, ridiculous jokes, and movie references that only someone as weird as he is would get. But, like I said, he's got a likeable personality and he really knows how to attract a women. One of the best friends you'll ever have.
Hey, who's your best friend?
Oh, Donald by far!
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The Donald = Unadulterated Horseshit.
The Donald is an Internet forum hosted on Reddit created in support of Donald Trump.
Can we get our vote back ?
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald
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A real man. One that will come in and sweep you off your feet when you least expect it. He will wine and dine you with more love and respect them you ever imagined. He will steal your heart. And the best but weird part when you meet him he will be in red and black shorts and wearing cowboy boots with a gray tank top. Bit you will fall so hard for him.
He is my Donald
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Donald, despite the other definitions, is a great man. The Donald I know is great. He's funny, talented, sweet, tall, and very attractive. Some people may say he's ugly, but he's beautiful on the inside and out. Don't ever part with a Donald, because you might not come across one again.
Girl 1: Man, I love Donald.
Girl 2: Yeah, isn't he great?
Girl 3: Hey, back off ladies, he's mine.
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A slimy serpent with no heart and a mean soul. A person who only cares about them self, ripping out hearts and stomping on them to get what he wants and needs. He is extremely clever and knows exactly how to fuck someone over. You will never meet a bigger liar and deception is what he does best. Donald is evil and you should NOT get involved. Like crack, you will be sucked in by the fake charm and not able to get out. Donald is a life long mooch and loves to take advantage of people. Stealing is also a habit. Beware of him, you will get hurt in more ways then one. Donald will cause you to commit suicide and or lifelong pain, fear and dis trust. Donald will take you down.
You have been infected with the wrath of Donald
Thanks to Donald I will never love or trust anyone again
Used and abused by the amazing Donald
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amazing and generally nice. kind to everyone and all.
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Donald is a person who cares about himself and others. He is a lovely, loyal and sweet man. He makes people laugh and loves to help others. He also loves sports and he even plays some of them.
Girl: Can you help me with my bags please?
Boy: Of-course.
Girl: You are such a Donald!
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