The most awesome man alive, has no trouble walking down the hallway in boxer shorts. Legendary man you can't help but love.
He is such a Gary.
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The most retarded and stupid English teacher, that attempts to force his political views down one throat and canβt teach. Along with this he moves at the pace of a snail.
The Gary canβt teach and is a knob.
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A good looking pair of tits.
Opposite of "Douglas's"
Person 1: " How come your'e not dating Melissa anymore?"
Person 2: "She has some pretty f*cked up teeth"
Person 1: "yeah but did you see those Garys?"
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An asshole.
Specifically, Oprahs's asshole in the South Park episode entitled "A Million Little Fibers"
I'm oprah's Gary.
(located right behind Oprah's Minge)
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"Gary, you are good people."
"Sydney, ...... you're good people."
And then laughter. :D
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A person who originates from Gibraltar, who lives in a tree house with the apes under the big blue god. They can only speak Gibraltarian and do not know what pork is.
Lizzy: What's that up in the trees?
Sophia: Oh that's just a Gary.
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A sex move that involves three people spooning where the person in the middle does all the work. The person in the middle is known as the "Gary". The "Gary" both gives and receives.
Three people having sex with each other while lying down facing the same direction. The only person that has to do any work is the person in the middle who is moving back and forth.
"I had sex with John and Mary last night, I was the Gary"
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