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A hardcore member of a clique called: M.B.A.M. (Money By All Means). Also refered to as: Mr. Krispy Kreme & Jelly Man! Loves Krispy Kreme donuts and Jell-O. Skeezer-bitch made nigga!!! DA U!
Look at Brett Kirkland with his clik M.B.A.M
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Someone who pulls 0 bi*ches but is super pooper sexy. when he makes gay jokes I wish he wasn't joking. some people don't like him, and some want to be him. he is the best frisbee player in the world. He rejects girls frequently and makes all A's. if someone were to impregnate me it would be TK. this man could slap me in the face, RKO me, and shoot me in the face, but I would still want him to be inside me🥰. his penis is around 3 feet long that he has to wrap it around his leg. his griddy is like watching Jesus walking on water (super mesmerizing) Tyler Kirkland if you see this, please be mine. Love you Bye:)
random girl- man i want to ask Tyler Kirkland out
Me- sorry he's gay and likes little man booty.
random girl- I don't care i'd still 😝😝
She is often known as The big booty cutie. Whimsical ass booty poppin big luscious fucking cheeks holy shit she got the ass. She is often known to behold a great personality she comes from the Kirkland's who are very wealthy and own Costco.
Oh, you know Daisha Kirkland?
Yeah!, She's the big booty cutie right?
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The British girl from Hetalia who's burnt scones could kill a gorilla and did you know she has fucking magic, like she can summon demons though all that happens is Russia comes
Alice: *chanting incantation*
Russia: *appears from floor* you called
Alice: Russia get the bloody hell out you wanker
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When you are just want to yeets your child to the next oblivion.
Ex Mu kid scared me so I did the dirty Kirkland
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Receiving an unexpected finger in your butthole when it pokes through Costco’s horrible toilet paper during a wipe job.
Gave myself the old Kirkland Special today when the chimichanga from last night wanted out.
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An amazing summer camp located in Yarmouth Port, MA, where both campers and counselors are encouraged to support each other, make lasting relationships, have fun, and be themselves.
I learned the true meaning of friendship and family at Camp Wingate Kirkland.