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(Shee-la) Patroness of Music, talented, humanitarian, generous, energetic, kind, loving, fearless, honorable, intelligent, compassionate, optimistic, honorable.
If Sheila graces you with her presence, hold on tight. You’ll never encounter another human being as genuine as she.
That place right between your boobs
God, my sheila is so itchy today!
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An elegant woman who is defined by many as "quiet". Those who know her well know she is definitely not quiet. She is an observer, over-analyzer, avid story-teller, and tangential talker.
She is a badass who gets shit done. She does not let life keep her down. Knock her down and be sure she'll cuss you out, cry it out, eat some chocolate and pasta, and get back up and let you have it. She won't brag. She won't fight you. But rest assured you'll be sorry because she'll get back up better than ever before. Sheilas are hilarious. They find humor in any situation so don't give them martinis becauseyou might find them on the floor laughing at their own jokes. Sheilas love food... any food but especially carbs and chocolate.
Sheilas love hard. If you break their heart you may never hear from them again. They're infamous for not talking to you for years. They are hopeless romantics and still believe in love so Sheila's are known to be professional divorceees.
Yes, she is engaged AGAIN, but don't worry she'll probably be divorced again by the end of the year, she's a Sheila!
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Sheila! Sheila!! Sheila!!! What an angel!! Once you meet a Sheila never and I mean this NEVER let her go. This girl is probably one of the nicest, sweetest and loyal person you shall ever meet. Though they can be very idealist and innocent. A Sheila is that friend that will never say good things about you behind your back. When a Sheila laughs.... OMG... They are the most purest humans they have an honest some may think childlike laugh. They are so genuine. Is funny without even knowing it. PLEASE if you there is a Sheila in your life appreciate her, there's not as many Dope people in this world.
“OMG guys I think I just found my Sheila!!!”
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A sheila generally refers to an australian girl. Sheilas still believe haircuts from the 80´s are sexy.With a tendency to show alot of their sagging breats,sheilas will always be found with a beer in one hand and a ciggarette in the other. The only time when you will find a sheila without any of the 2 possesions mentioned above is when their alcoholic 4th husband has bashed them because of sculling the last beer or smoking the last ciggarette, and they are on the floor licking up whats left of the beer or trying to sticky tape the broken ciggie back togther. Sheilas always curse asians and wear too much make up(usually to cover their black eyes). These gilrs have kids at 16....as soon as they become eligible for the governments ´baby scheme´ where $3000 is awarded to new mums for encouragement,as australia has a population issue. Found in pubs at around 9:00am or centrelink/welfare offices(standard opening time for both venues) sheilas are fond of kareoke and will not hesistate in sexual intercourse with a minor.Shelias are very malnutritioned and in the mornings look very similar to ´gollum´ from lord of the rings. Sheilas speak very slang australian english to accomodate their under-privellged brains. example below
ozzie bloke-´get her outta here...that sheilas puking again´
ozzie sheila-´you dont need to shave ya arm-pits love...men will still root ya´
ozzie sheila- ´Im on me blobs but you can plug me up the shitter´
TRANSLATION: Im currently going through my menstural cycle,do you mind engaging me in anal sex?´
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woman in Australia are known as 'Sheilas' which comes from the Greek word sheilopolis meaning one who throws crockery at partner if said partner arrives home from pub late because of dickhead mates.
aw yea cunt my sheila wants be back at nine so prepare my funeral
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