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boyfrienditis

an unfortunate condition where a girl, who might have actually been a decent friend/person prior to getting a boyfriend, turns into a huge douchebag.

-becomes completely absorbed in her relationship

-stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros

-gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property

-makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior

-tries to give other girls advice about guys

-doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend

-will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends

-will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends

I used to hang out with Chelsea, but she got awful boyfrienditis when she and Sean started going out. I just stopped trying to be her friend.

by superso December 14, 2009

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boyfriend

someone who is able to make you smile all the time, someone who you can trust and talk to about any thing. He should be the one who walks you home just incase, and buy you icecream = He should also be someone who makes you happy when your down, and makes everything alrite when everything is shit.

all the above describes my boyfriend

by Jellybean April 22, 2005

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boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 15, 2005

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boyfriend

The nice guy you settle for when you realize that the hot bad boys you fall for are just manwhores who make you cry as often as they make you come.

I love my boyfriend because he likes to cuddle with me and he never looks at other girls.

by kate November 22, 2004

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Boyfriender

Someone who treats you like your their Boyfriend.

"Dude don't jump off that you could get hurt"

"Don't be such a fucking Boyfriender"

by BeeZsz December 7, 2010

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boyfriend

1. Someone makes you smile all the time.
2. You like to hold his hand and walk on the street looking for nothing
3. You always enjoy having food with him--even the food is not that enjoyable
4. You automatically call him up everynight just want to hear his voice, knowing that he is happy and having a good night
5. You are very proud of him when you introduce him to everyone
6. He is loyal, honest to you, and he makes you feel like a princess
7. He remembers all the important days eg. anniversiry of first day together, your birthday, etc. And he buys nice cute presents for you
8. He remembers whatever you say
9. He will respect you and not having sex with you before marriage--although he is really desperate.
10. He cries when you feel bad
11. He is happy when you feel happy
12. He always and endlessly supports you in all aspects: emotionally, spiritually, financially, etc.
13. He wants to be with you forever, and even next life
14. He feels warm and proud when he sees you are chatting with his old nana
15. He asks for day off from work as soon as he knows you are depressed
16. He is always planning for the future, with you
17. He whispers good night with your name before he sleeps every night
18. He dreams of you
19. He wakes up and he thinks of you
20. Every night he text you good night with smile, and every morning he text you good morning and have a good day at work/school

I love my boyfriend! He is the best!

by Muffinsnail September 12, 2006

1195๐Ÿ‘ 491๐Ÿ‘Ž


boyfriend

Non-essential male counterpart. However, with the aid of a magical diamond attached to a golden ring, the boyfriend may transform into a more revered creature named "husband."

My boyfriend proposed last night; he's the most amazing man I've ever met. Note: the usage of "man" here indicates status raise.

by marm September 25, 2003

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