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burlington ma

the worst possible place to live...seems like a nice town until you live here for a long time starting as a child. there is nothing to do here. drugs and alcohol are VERY easily acessable especially to kids in high school. the high school is jail and the teachers are ridiculously awful.

Joe: Hey did you get the drugs home-boy?

Phill: No but you can get mad drugz in burlington ma, i bet i can get alc too!

Joe: sick dealio

by shawty its your booty December 19, 2010

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Northern Burlington

an absolute hell hole. drama spreads like wild fire, no one can ever catch a break from it. teachers suck ass and give unnecessary amounts of homework and can suck a dick. all the girls are hoes who fuck a boy once a week, and all the boys are careless fuck boys who think fucking with peoples hearts is fun. the only way to become popular is to juul, drink alcohol, fuck someone weekly, be an absolute asshole to everyone, do absolutely nothing with your life and never think about your future or think about your actions. other people’s feelings don’t matter, fuck that. every type of person can be found here, it’s like a zoo. plenty of hicks, black people who try and act, speak, and do things like sound cloud rappers, crazy ass white people, and school try hards like indians who’ve never seen a pussy or a dick before. all the black girls are extra and think they’re so tough. welcome to northern.

Hey man, what’s up?

fuck off man lemme hit my juul *smffffff* i go to northern burlington i got 10 std’s and my dick pick is known everywhere.

by student being real November 12, 2018

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Burlington, Ontario

Burlington is a decent city size city in Ontario. As a high school student you’ll see kids who think they are hard vaping and smoking weed. Something unique to Burlington is the sheer amount of thots and hoars who’ll suck dick for a toonie. Overall it’s a bunch of Toronto dick-suckers and hoars in one place.

Hamilton is respectable, Burlington, Ontario is a shit hole

by Bucktee123 October 8, 2018

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Burlington CT

A small town in CT, (AKA) Eastbumfuck, where there are shitty schools and like 5 stores. The most undesirable place to be. Can be compared to Narnia because it is in the middle of nowhere.

Theres nothing to do in Burlington CT except bike and blaze.

by smiley420 October 21, 2010

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Burlington, NC

A city/country area full of old neighborhoods and new developments. When there are sidewalks, its only on one half of the street. Trees and forests are EVERYWHERE, and since it doesn't really have a town, everyone goes to Graham to have fun. But hey, in exchange you get a nice southern, home-filled experience. Or if you live near the shitty neighborhoods a latino, obnoxious experience.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I live in Burlington, NC."
Dude 2: "Man, that place sucks."
Dude 3:"No way best drugs and girls ever!"
Dude 4: "I like the wildlife."
Dude 5: "No hablos englis."

by rollercoaster July 13, 2008

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west burlington

a ok town in IOWA.....where there is really nothing to do but party all the time:all there are is gurls that would beat your ass if you stole their acohol and dude that just wana fuck.

Dude there was this party last week in West Burlington and i was soo shitfaced.

by jdfkljvdklsjgakl-------------- April 15, 2009

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Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.

Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.

by KimbosBellyButton April 6, 2021