Flop

The act of two men putting there penises on a table to find out who's is bigger.

Want to flop for a dollar?

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flop

to cancel plans with your friends, family, bf/gf at the last minute

we were supposed to go to see a movie, but he flopped on me

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Flop

To grossly exagerate a push/trip in a sport to draw a foul. Most common in basketball and soccer.

"Foul? Are you kidding me? That was a total flop! F***ing refs!"

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flops

mooching friends hanging around your house

"You should've seen the flops in my house"

(from the song "get out" by sublime)

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Flop

A small flaccid penis that appears bigger than usual.

My mother commented on my flop earlier today saying: "your flop is looking good today"

&"I can see your flop through your sweatpants"
& "I'm gonna shove my flop up inside you as soon as I get home, prepare yourself"

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flopped

when somebody totally fails at life.

'soz you just flopped'

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flop

something stupid

(anything that tom w does)

“why are you doing that?”
“because i saw tom w doing it”
“dont copy him, tom is a walking flop”