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Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.
That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.
When you eat your partners pussy out until climax and you come up to realize you have a bloody nose covering your face and her pussy.
It was traumatizing for my wife but she got the bloody happy ending in the end.
When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.
Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."
When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."
1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."
2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
Being forced evil meds and being on probation isn’t the path
I deserve a happy end
Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.
The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?
Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this