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Funny Kung Fu star who broken many bones doing his own crazy stunts. Unknown to many, he is actually a womanizer that knocked up a few less famous celebrities. One of the if not the only Action Asian actor to ever kiss a white woman on Holly wood screen in "The spy next door". This is significant since in Holly Wood it is popular and a norm to portray Asian men as "noble savages" and sexually inadequate.
Jacky Chan is in fact Yoda in disguise.
A man who made Chuck Norris. look like a bitch.
Yo, Back that up before I go Jackie Chan on you're ass.
A kung-fu ass nigga that be kickin and shit.
Look at Jackie mutha fuckin Chan ova there. Jackie Chan looking ass nigga
The most immortal man on planet earth, he has cheated death at least twice, and proven it is truly possible to kill somebody with a ladder, an umbrella, a car antenna, and literally anything else you could imagine.
Jackie Chan? I know him. Isn’t he that guy from rumble in the Bronx, police story, super cop, drunken master, rush hour, the foreigner, first strike, project a, Battle Creek brawl, and all those other freaking awesome action movies?
A chinese action star who don't know how to speak English.
Who?! Jacky Chan?! That motherfucker can't even speak English!
When you jizz in your partners eyes causing them to go Asian. After completing this step you then karate Kick them in the face. Then Naruto run away.
Bill: you hear what happened to Becky’s face?
Jim: yeah she got the Jackie Chan
Bill: damn, that’s brutal
Used to point out the uncanny fact that almost all Asian people look like Jackie Chan, even women.
Joey walks by an Asian person
Joey:"Was that Jackie Chan?"