The Keeper

The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.

Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.

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The Keeper

The act of a woman performing oral pleasure to man "deepthroat" style, while also being able to place both of his testicles in her mouth, and with enough courage to lick his anus.

"So I heard that Martha gave Dave "The Keeper". I wonder kind of present he got her after?

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sweeper keeper

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,

"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

Vagina-Keepers

The "Vagina-Keepers" is an alternative label to the group of "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists" TERF who act as gatekeepers to womanhood by trying to deny MtF (male to female) trans individuals their identity and access to shared protections, based on their lack of a vagina at birth.
After having spent generations fighting to stop using this reductive criteria.

Vagina Keepers is a tongue-in-cheek cross play on the term Gatekeeper who is a person who controls access to something and The Vagina Monologues, a play criticised for its conflation of vaginas as women and women as their vaginas.

The Vagina-Keepers are notorious for making trans-phobic statements such as "I say I'm a unicorn, so that makes me one" as a means to degrade and diminish the trans experience and existence.

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Rule Keeper

Someone who knows the rules and ensures they are followed.

"You can be the rule keeper. Make sure no one cheats!"

"Are you allowed to do that in this game?"
"I don't know, ask the rule keeper."

Brothers Keeper

One who protects his Brother from the world, and other people.

The Big Brother or the family.

The one who people question when his brother(s) mess up.

Guy: Where is that little bro of yours.

Big Bro: Why

Guy: He needs to explain why he was short on his money.

Big Bro: Ill answer for him.

Guy: Who he hell are you?

Big Bro: My Brothers Keeper.

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Keeper of the Cheese

A term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable assets.

Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"

I have the only LCD projector in the office. I AM the Keeper of the Cheese!

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