Number 3

Diarrhea

I ate some bad fish and had to go number 3 a couple hours later.

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A Number 3

When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos

"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny

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Number 3

Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.

"Oof"

"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"

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Number 3

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement

I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3

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Number 3

Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.

Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO

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number 3

Pee and poop at the same time (1+2).

Hurry up in there! I gotta go number 3!

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Number 3

It's a rule on tiktok there's two though

"Number 3, man takes selfie with plane hijacker" and "Number 3, brown lady"

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