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A meat bar that you can wrap up in ribbons and slip in your sock. But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back.
I took my meat bar (penis) out in the park. Now I'm writing this definition and example from prison.
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- Hold on, what did the writer mean while describing Penis?
- Oh! He misread the word. He meant 'Pen is a valuable tool'.
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the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.
Many people have searched up the word penis on urban dictionary because they are very bored.
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Guy 1: Yo look it’s a penis
Guy 2: Brooo eat it
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Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
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Something my boyfriend should let me touch
Whip it out _______
I'd love to touch your Penis!
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