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When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
When a texter proudly adds superfluous punctuation to their text only to find that a follow up texter has added even more superfluous punctuation to their text, thus rendering the initial texter a fool.
Example of punk'd(uated):
Texter 1: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!"
Texter 2: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!!!!!!!"
Girl: "Thanks Texter 2, you're sweet. Let's hook up"
When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.
I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!
An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.
Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!
Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?
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A state of expression as apposed of saying ''Nah ah'' or ''Are you shitting me?''
1. My house burned down and I have type 2 herpes
2. am I being punk'd?
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The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.
(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"
Getting punk'd is when some thug comes along and bully's you then takes your stuff. You just got punk'd.
A couple of bangers rooled up and punk'd him for his kicks.