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An overzealous and/or crooked police officer, after County Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane of "Dukes of Hazzard" fame.
Deputy: "Aren't you goin' a bit too hard on'em, Roscoe?" (actual comment at a fruitless roadside search)
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The Midgetiest Midget that ever Midgeted.
Rosco The Midget: Touch me, you know you want to.
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Hot sexy fucking man and fucking gots bitches like to eat pussy and lick them to.😂
Oh rosco you can eat my pussy any day.
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A doosh bag nut job that loves beards. AKA a hill billy doodle head yolkel bum bum. Normally more than likely to have a webber on the driveway singing about beards.
See that homeless dude? he was a full on Roscoe!!
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A town in Northern Illinois. It's a very boring town, and has no high school of it's own, so high school aged students attend Hononegah Community High School in adjacent Rockton Il. Roscoe is approx. 90-110 miles from Chicago Il. if you take I-90 westbound, and get off at the last exit before Wisconsin called (Rockton Road) and taking a left, passing Loves gas station, and following the signs to Ill. Rt. 251. Alternatively, you can take Rockton Road, to Dorr Road, and at Dorr, take a left, until you reach the Dorr/Hononegah Road traffic light, and take a right. About a mile and a half down the road you will see Hilander (a grocery store chain owned by Kroger) and you will be in the heart of Roscoe! I recommend Jessika's Diner for a cheap, filling home style meal.
Dude, Roscoe is SO boring, we need to go piss off Hononegah's Principal!
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little is known about him. he is rumoured to be one of the biggest cockwhores in the western hemisphere. oh shit, thats his dad, never mind. rosco is unknown as he has no friends, so nobody really cares about him, not even his parents. when interveiwed about their son, roscos father replied "that little fag? he was good for a fuck now and then, but i had to throw him out." on december 25th, 2004, rosco killed himself publicly after trying to pick up a male prostitute. after the sex trade worker saw the obese man, he refused. rosco then brought a gun to his temple and demanded people respect or he will shoot himself on the head. a deafening roar ensued, chants of "do it you fat fuck" were heard blocks away. citizens agree the world is a better place without the fat loser.
person #1: my dads dying man!!
person #2: oh no, your pulling a roscoe
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to be a theive, also to be straight grimey as in nasty and a liar
james:"damn i dont have ne money"
Sam:"well dont pull a roscoe"
Tyler:"yea robbing shit aint right"
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