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The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.
Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.
Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.
Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.
The ROBLOX Shutdown is rumoured to happen on 22 March 2020, because the staff don’t make enough money to keep the servers online and cool. Just remember; i’ts a rumour. If it is true, then RIP ROBLOX.😔
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the ROBLOX Shutdown?
Person 2: Yes, it was a rumour created by React2424.
Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.
We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.
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When a bunch of inbred ivy leaguers forget that their job is to run a country and maintain stability and think that anyone actually gives a shit about their infantile sound and fury over budget cuts which will have about as much effect on the national debt as taking a piss in the ocean.
As any four-year-old knows, 99% of national spending goes to the military, social security and other pensions, but we had a government shutdown because the House couldn't come to a compromise about the other 1%.
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When your company shuts down for holiday break and you use that time away to talk shit about the coworkers on your team.. work group chats should have zero activity from charger & Giants fans, and all women.
Yo Randy, since our company shutdown is this week, we should sync back up in a few weeks once I get used to not hearing from the team!
Often associated with benge drinking when the afflicted has drank alcoholic beverages to the point where memory of events are erased forever.
Steve had drank an 18 pack of beer and two bottles of NyQuil when cerebral shutdown finally set in.
What your friends say when you try to submit a word to urban dictionary, but editors decide to not publish it. Usually causes extreme sadness. one might even cry.
"Hey, i just submitted a word to Urban Dictionary, but it didnt get publised ): "
"Dude, you just got urban SHUTDOWN."
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