Windows

A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.

I use Linux because I just don't like Windows. That's it.

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Windows

A definition on Urban Dictionary used by minority Apple fans to whine about Windows because there's not much else to do on a mac.

Tired of playing with the dock and dashboard widgets, the mac user opened up Internet Explorer: Mac Edition to create anti-microsoft definitions on urbandicionary.

Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.

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windows

Glass panes common in the walls of buildings, especially sky scrapers, allowing people inside to see the outside and to let light in.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.

Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.

Yesterday, I was wondering if it was raining or not, so I looked outside through the windows and saw that it was, in fact, raining. Without my windows, I could have gotten wet.

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windows

An idea created by the wiggles for an operating system, then bill gates started, by stealing everything he could get his hands on.

Let sing a song, Wake up jeff, the wiggles is on the computer now.

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window

Ghetto way of saying "when" and "though"

Baby mama: when am i getting my damn child support?
Man: ill pay yew ur sh*t, I just don't know window

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Windowing

When someone's face becomes the window to a pair of beef curtains.

(Putting someones face up to a woman's vagina and licking the inner labia of her sexual organs)

I walked in and saw Patrick windowing Nadia, it was a spectacular sight.

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windows

Openings in a building. Usually glass, in most modern homes. Frequently used for ventilation, aesthetics, and defenestration.

Damn, those mothafuckas got thrown out the window.

I hope my new house has plenty of windows.

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