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when a girl is sucking a guy off he shoots cum in her eyes so she cant see....and she walks around with her arms extended looking for a towel to wipe her eyes with.....looking like a zombie
adam gave adriana the zombie this morning she fell down ....full thriller style.
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Zombie- a human which has long deceased and has been reanimated by an unknown cause. Zombies can only be killed by dismemberment of their heads. A corpse must be mostly intact to become a zombie. To prevent an unneeded outbreak, I suggest you cremate any dead bodies.
Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.
If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.
Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Run! That zombie might eat you!
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Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
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...With their tanks, and their bombs,
and their bombs, and their guns,
In your head, In your head, They're cryin'... In your head, In your head, Zombie Zombie Zombie-ie-ie-ie...
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Noun: (Zohm-bees)
Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Zombies? This is one hell of a bad trip...
Zombie: Can I eat your spleen
Living guy: No, fuck off
Zombie: Oh... sorry.
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The sound and feeling in one's stomach after holding in too much gas.
Dude, you can totally hear that guy has a bad case of the Zombie.
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A synonym to the "n" word used usually by white people in a a "ghetto" area. The term is used out of fear of being stabbed, shot or raped.
1. Holy shit, this place is full of zombies.
2. That zombie has a gun, I just know it.
3. HELP! THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!
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(Noun)- to have the resemblance of a zombie. Characterized by bed head, bad breath, looking tired and/or just by looking jacked up in your appearance
(Verb) means to stay up all night; pull an all nighter.
(Noun form)- That dude went to prom looking like a straight up zombie.
(Verb form)- Haris Shekhani had to zombie it for his physics test the next day.
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