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A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.
"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"
"I don't know, she looks 45."
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The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.
Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.
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Feeling Lohan
Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.
Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.
I'd come enjoy Sunday Funday with you guys, but I'm super hungover from last night. Na! I'm feeling Lohan, let me just grab some sunglasses.
Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.
At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.
Lindsay Lohan has had a boob job, no matter how much she denies it.
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Overdramatic behavior. Complete loss of reality.
Seriously, calm down. Don't get all Lindsay Lohan on me.
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A scale in determining the drunkeness of a girl in a bar. 1 is stark raving sober and 10 is Lindsay Lohan.
Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
That chick is a solid three on the Lohan Scale.
No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
slang for cocaine, when you can't say "cocaine" out loud
Hey, can I get some lindsay lohan tonite?
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