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Abandon the struggle
To not participate in gang life no longer
The guys thought l abandon the struggle because l don't gangbang no more
What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV
Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "
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when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.
i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.
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The term used when an individual is seduced into sexual and/or intimate activities, and then after the activities are furfilled, the individual is later abandoned by the same individual who seduced them.
Georgie is always getting seduced and abandoned by attractive young males.
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While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.
I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.
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when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.
"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"
{girl jumps off}
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While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.
Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.