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A girl that is rather ‘sluttish’ and has sex with strangers often. Also known as a thot or slag.
Ellie: OMG Maisie had sex for the 7th time today!?
Lily: what the fuck?? She’s such a cock absorber
The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.
When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.
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A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."
"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
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when you share a mutual, intense love, you want to "absorb each other".
Absorbing each other involves lover's mutually taking in each other's essence. Their breath, smell, chemicals, energy, soul, spirit, etc. It involves close physical contact and being fully present.
I can't wait to see you tonight so we can absorb each other.
Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.
That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!
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One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.