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upvote acceleration

when you post a good post on a social platform (for instance reddit) and that post slowly gets upvoted, but when more people notice that particular post, your post will be upvoted faster and faster until it eventually reaches frontpage.

dude 1 :"oh shit, come over here bro! my post has been noticed by many people! my post gets upvoted faster and faster! it's like an upvote acceleration!"
dude 2:"nice bro, you'll hit the frontpage soon"!

by calasin May 21, 2018


accelerated consciousness

a state of mind in which you process information at an advanced level that results in the ability to see things in slow motion and react much faster, potentially resulting in additional strength and balance.

ninjas and budist monks accelerate their consciousness to become the great fighters they are.accelerated consciousness

by hugybear93/Jonny Silverfingers October 2, 2009

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The God of Acceleration

When God not only showers His blessing on your life but speeds it up, by making things happen that you could not make happen with your own intelligence and effort—when you witness breakthroughs in your relationships, finances, promotions, and health at such a speed that would make your head swim and turn heads.

The God of acceleration shows that He doesn’t operate according to our human’s natural timeline—what would normally take us years to achieve, He could just do it in the twinkle of an eye.

by MathPlus November 29, 2020

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windows accelerator

The perfect file name for hiding something from an idiot on their desktop.

"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"

by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009

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Unintended acceleration

When a bad driver accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal inside a parking space, the car will usually accelerate into another object until it is stopped. In the present day, unintended acceleration is a term the offending driver likes to claim in order to avoid paying for their mistakes. Those drivers always blame the car for accelerating on its own. Even if you present them with logs and even witnesses, they will continue to believe their own lie and claim the car accelerated on its own. Companies like Audi, Toyota and Tesla have fallen into this same trap.

I had an unintended acceleration event today. My brand new car took off on its own in the parking spot. It jumped over a curb and hit a brick wall even though my foot was on the brakes. I want the manufacture to step in and investigate why it happened. I am sure the car accelerated on its own and I would like to have the repair paid by them.

by Token B March 11, 2019


Accelerated Ignorance

A skeptical term used as a pun for "AI". Intended to convey the idea that any "AI" (circa 2023), which has been trained on vast amounts of human-generated data, is really doing little more than making the same old mistakes we've always made, only faster.

ChatGPT is nothing more than a stochastic parrot. It's like working with a team member that's on drugs and often lies to you. It's nothing more than accelerated ignorance.

by AJB999 July 14, 2023


mage accelerator

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magik

A:why mage accelerator is so dificult to get?!
B: RNG

by springroberto2020 January 11, 2022