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microsoft access

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

by OD Smith March 29, 2005

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early access

When video game developers sell a game before it is done to milk more money out of their customers. It's usually broken and in the alpha or beta stages.

Timmy: "Did you see that new game on early access?"
Joe: " The one that costs $60 and doesn't work?"
Timmy: "Yeah we should buy it and support our developers."
Joe: "no."

by Bushdid911 April 15, 2015

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Special Access

You may be voted a Special Access (SA) if you prove yourself to thecwalk.com. Only the best c-walkers can become SA, when you are SA you may battle other professional c-walkers and be judged by other SA's around the world.

Groupies: ohh emm geeheezies, I'm ur biggest fan! can you sign my shirt? <3 you're my idol. I've watched all your videos that aren't exclusively for Special Access members! Can you teach me? I love you!!

GoSu: I'm SA, shut up, I need to c-walk.

by Hong Kong's K9 March 28, 2007

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Microsoft Access

Pile of rotten garbage. May or may not actually work, but guaranteed to have large piles of rotten excrement tucked away in the corner that will explode when least expected.

Of course it blew up, it's Microsoft Access. Who knows what crap was lurking in it.

by Slacker Bob July 21, 2010

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horizontally accessible

Politically correct way of calling a girl a slut.

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.

by Gusgus24 February 9, 2011


easy-access

The slang term used to define the easy-accessibility to someone (particularly a females) sex organs due to loose or lack of clothing.

Female "why do girls where skirts...?"
Male "I dunno...easy-access"

by B, Pfeiffer March 23, 2011

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Early Access

A term that is frequently used by lazy and greedy game developers that has two major benefits. They can respond to any complaints regarding issues with the game itself with "it's in early access, of course you'll approach bugs" or release the game in early access to make some quick money and create a hype for new content, which in some cases won't arrive. With other words, the term "Early Access" can easily be exploited to bait people to play it and at the same time drastically reduce the work trying to fix bugs and problems by blaming it on the fact that the game isn't completed, which it most likely is.

"Hey, did you see that new early access game that just got released?"
"Oh, are you talking about that game that is completely broken and as far from enjoyable as possible but still costs $50?
"Yeah, exactly. We should pick it up to support the developers so they can finish the game"
"How about no? I don't feel like getting ripped off today"

by fortniteismyreligion May 3, 2018

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