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A feeling of an accessory (e.g. a ring) still being worn on you even though it isn't really there. It's caused by wearing an accessory for a long amount of time, then taking it off.
Guy 1. I was listening to ASMR all night with my Airpods. I took them out, but I can still feel them in my ears.
Guy 2: Seems like you have Phantom Accessory Syndrome
An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.
Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!
The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.
Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.
A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.
This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.
HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:
Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."
-Cliffy
shiny things like pink handcuffs, diamond lighter folding knives, camoflage leashes, abrasive jewellery andsemiprecious and precious rings, etcetera.
where are my bong accessories! i put them over there, they moved.
A human being whos existence is absolutely optional for the society. They create some effect, yet the world wouldn't feel even a minor change if they disappeared the next day.
Mike: You heard about Jakob? I heard he finished his gender studies major and became an influencer...
Pauline: So... An Accessory Human?
An accessory dwelling unit (ADU) is a separate living space within a house or on the same property as an existing house.
Johnny, let's have sex in the accessory dwelling unit, we don't wanna cum all over brand new cumsocks