shemale address

A single email address for both a man and woman in a relationship that uses both of their names. Users of shemale addresses are typicallly so disgustingly conjoined that they have forgotten that they have individual identities. Shemale address users also often do not sign their emails so that you as a recipient do not even have a clue as to the actual identity of the sender.

I just got an email from jenmike@WeLoveEachOtherSoMuch.com inviting me to a party, and I don't know if it is going to be tupperware sales party or a killer kegger since it came from their shemale address!

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Forget the address

Something to be forgotten. Variation on "forget about it" or "forget that noise".

They want $600 for that thing ? Forget the address !!

old address

Someone's poop hole.

"Well, before I go, Tammy in accounting? She likes it up the old address."

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Gettysburg Address

pulling out one's penis from your lover's anus, and giving him/her a classic Abe Lincoln chinstrap beard with your soiled pecker head.

I was four score into Jenny's butt and then I tapped her on the shoulder, pulled out and gave her a Gettysburg Address when she turned to look.

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Porn Address

An email address that you give when you don't want anyone to know your real email address. Most commonly used when you have to register at a site to view porn. Also, having a porn address allows you the freedom and benefit of giving your girlfriend access to your email without worry.

"Dude, I met this SMOKING hot chick on the plane today and she wants to hook up!"
"Whoa, aren't you worried Shirley will find out?"
"Nah, I gave her my porn address."

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terms of address

1) You and your sluts.

Derogative term of address for a group to the dominant person. It implies that the person cannot find any better company than cheap sluts who will hang with anyone.

2) You and your hemhorrhoids

Derogatory term of address that implies the party is suffering from an embarrasing medical condition.

"You and your sluts are in deep shit"

"You and your hemhorrhoids better get the fuck outta my way before i ream your asses!"

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IP Address

If someone has it other than you, you’re fucked

Guy1: That creepy ass girl down the street got my IP Address
Guy2: Oh shit, you’re fucked.

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