life advice

live life man. go out there and live it like you wanna live it. what is stopping you?

yo i just got cool life advice

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Cowboy advice

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind

I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE

Blokes Advice

A male only Facebook group that reflects the disgusting sexism in the wider Australian society where men get together and laugh about how they raped or could rape their wives and girlfriends or organize to group harass particular women by giving out their phone numbers or social media handles.

Blokes Advice man: "Lads I need a hand putting this minga in her place."

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Sage Advice

1. Really bad advice from a guy named Sage.

2. Words of wisdom. Most likely not from a guy named Sage.

1. "Where ever you go, what ever you do - Fight complacency, and be an obstinate jerk." - Sage giving Sage Advice

2. "Be smart, listen, and don't suck." - Not Sage giving Sage Advice

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Advice Cookie

A fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. These "Advice Cookies" make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name FORTUNE COOKIE. These Advice Cookies are most likely found at a local Panda Express or other Chinese restaurant. Some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in Chinese.

ex1: Yo I just hit up panda and got what I thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. That ain't a fortune cookie that's an ADVICE COOKIE!!

ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!

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Advice Dog

The head of a golden retriever on a rainbow background that gives advice to people.

"Rape the blind violently and brutally" -Advice Dog

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4chan advice

the worst advice you can get in the world that is somehow worse than reddit advice, usually delivered by laughably unqualified people who think the are experts.

more often than not, the advice will only result in worsening the problem or even killing the person.

Person 1: man by balls hurt, i'm going to ask 4chan for advice

Person 2: nah bro go to the hospital, 4chan advice will probably tell you to shove a ghost pepper down your urethra