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After a female is performing oral sex on a male, the male ejaculates his semen onto her face/chin area and then proceeds to get an electric hair clipper and clip his pubic region so the hairs stick to the semen making a beard.
You should've seen the look on her face when I offered her an Afghani Suprise
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Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.
Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.
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The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.
I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad
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A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.
Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.
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One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."
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A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.
Man: how was your afghani crock pot?
Man2: it was cooked to perfection.
A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.
Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!
Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.
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