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The sexual act of placing your testicles over a person's eyes, and farting in their mouths.
The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I gave her an afghanistan gasmask, and she loved it.
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1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together
Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha
Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!
This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.
Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"
Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"
Brian: "Awesome dude!"
that bangin buddah originally grown in afghanistan commonly reffered to as "aks" "Ak-47" or "Afghany Haze" it gets its name because the weed is so orange its ridiculous also it comes from afghanistan and you know niggas be usin ak's over their
Yo let me get some of that afghanistan haze b i needa get fuckedd up
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When you start to nut inside your girl and pullout and nut all over the place
I almost got my girl pregnant because I did the Afghanistan pullout on her
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A type of weed from Afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end. God I love It!
Wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest Afghanistan Skunk.
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