African Gold

/ˈafrikən gōld/
Noun

1. Another way of saying water.

The term "African Gold" refers to the scarcity and rarity of water within the global region of Africa.

Although african gold is a luxury to the blacks, it is nothing but a normality to western countries.

Typically, the women of an african tribes would travel countless days to reach the gold mine otherwise known was the water well.
The proper ritual in which one is able to bring african gold back to their village is by carrying it on your head only.

African 1: click clack clock dook dook african gold?
African 2: dokdokdok cluck dok!

Jerome: Damn nigga! After a tiring game of basketball, all I need is a big ol' bottle of african gold!

Tyrone: Hey where's Jamal? He's been gone for like 10 days!

Laqwanda: Oh, he's just out getting some african gold!

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african goggles

Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.

Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!

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African Snowstorm

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm

Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

African American

A black person of african descent who is now an american native.

Black Americans who are now citizens or residents of the United States who have origins in any of the black populations of Africa. African American.

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African ingenuity

Black excellence, original, creativity, imagination, innovation, and inventive.

African ingenuity built the pyramids by being able to move massive stone blocks across the desert by wetting the sand in front of a contraption built to pull the heavy objects.

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african expert

any of the countless african facebook accounts that spam the EPL pages on facebook with their broken english gibberish predictions etc

Moses Wisdom Balla: like dis post if United is best team gonna win EPL this season.

Another african expert posting shit.

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African Rose

When a black person expels or projects their own anus from the inside to the outside of their body giving the effect of a rose bud blooming in spring

Bathrobe_Dwane loves to watch an African rose pop out of em