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A "burn" off of a intial "burn".
"Hey i found this awesome website urbandictionary"
"Your mom's an urbandictionary"
"You wish that way you could be on her all the time"
"Ah dude great afterburn"
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The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.
Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."
The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner
When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!
Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.
My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.
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When one is engaged in intercourse and reaches their climax, one so powerful it simultaneously forces out a massive gust of flatulence or a jet stream of chocolate surplus from set individuals anus.
Derek: Yoooo dude you’ll never believe this, I was banging Maggie on my dads futon and I totally hit her off with an Andalusian afterburner.. won’t be seeing her again for a while
Kyle: Dude isn’t Maggie a she-boy?
Derek: Never mind that bro my dad bought this futon last week now I’m fudged dude!
Kyle: Literally dude...
When a female becomes attractive after a period of time. Sometimes used to describe a female post relationship I.e. break up, dumped. Commonly used by guys who have been friend zoned, to describe a girl that's turned them down by describing how attractive that girl has become in a certain amount of time. Typically causes sense of regret in men. Makes women more desirable.
"My Ex girlfriend looks more attractive since we broke up"
"It's the Afterburner effect, she's now more attractive and desirable to other men.
"I wish I asked that girl out when I had the chance, since then she got hotter and has a boyfriend. That Afterburner effect screwed me over".