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"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.
"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?
Aka Matt Helders, the drummer of the british band Arctic Monkeys.
"The Agile Beast is my favourite drummer."
"Do you mean Matt Helders?"
Vicak agility is the amount of weight put on your notes while singing.
Choir Teacher: Make sure your vocal agility is even while doing the rountine
Me: Ok Ms.Lowe
A clever way of saying you're single. The ability to be with who you want, when you want, where you want, and with no need to report on your activity to a significant other or to be somewhere when you just don't feel like it. Best thrown out at a cocktail party or some sort of business convention.
Girl: So you're single?
Guy: Well... I'm socially agile.
Girl: Haha. What does that mean?
Guy: It means, "Can I get your number?"
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A work-group paradigm for software engineers where all the people in your work-group sit near each other, and little or no official documentation is required in the written code. This is to get working code out faster in order to keep pace with the competition.
Our new company owner is instituting Agile Methodology and I don't know how that will work out after 12 years of the documentation requirement being being beaten into me.
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When you have sex while working on your math homework on Agile Mind.
Guy 1: Come over to my house so we can work on our homework.
Guy 2: Can we Agile Mind and chill?
Guy 1: Hell ya.
Giving the indication of an immediate discredit of someone's ideas on software development by the rolling of eyes. Often the presenter of an idea is using Agile concepts or is known as someone who believes in Agile software development
Dave (who is a big fan of Agile development) talking to Ken (who thinks Agile is a bunch of ceremony with no substance) says "Hey Ken, it seems like we need to focus more on the CI results so we can make sure we have a potentially shippable product at the end of our sprint". Ken immediately slouches in his chair and gives the agile eye rolling as if to say with body language "oh great, more Agile whooey from Dave"
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