gentlemen's agreement

The agreement between male friends to always in whatever way create opportunities to allow the other friend a place to have sex with whatever random girl.

Heard at a festival:
Guy: "Hey man! Can I get the tent? I'm calling gentlemen's agreement."
His friend: "Sure thing, you know I always do whatever neccessary to hook you up."

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teammate agreement

A sacret bond that is not supposed to be broken by Primož and Anže( Any onther Teammates in the world)

Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all

-Trash talking is allowed

-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%

Anže broke the Teammate Agreement by sitting with Guštl

Argumentative Agreement

When two parties agree, but continue to argue.

Keri and Jessica were in agreement, but Keri disagreed with how Jessica agreed with her and so continued to have an argumentative agreement.

violent agreement

People, especially hackers who all want the same goal, but have totally different ideas how to get there.

When they are so passionate about their way being right that no one is making any headway, then they are in violent agreement.

So my peeps were in violent agreement -- we all totally wanted to go to The Tunnel -- but couldn't decide if we should take a cab or the subway.

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prehumptial agreement

Noun. The consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless sex.

Similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.

AKA 'the prehump'

I told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. It was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.

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Gentleman's agreement

A safe for work method of saying penis

John yesterday hit Elis in his Gentleman's agreement. It hurt Elis.

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gentlemans agreement

An agreement set in place between the gentlemen of the second floor. This agreements calls for no dookage within the east bathroom of said floor.

The gentlemans agreement must be called when the catcher is calling for a duece. This is for the greater good of the second floor.

"Hey Brian, you taking a shit AGAIN"

"If you break the gentlemans agreement again you WILL eat your own shit."

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