i ain't did nothin

What every black person says as they are getting chased down and arrested.

"Dawg..I ain't did nothin!...what I did?!"

Police: why did you run?
Negro: I was scared man! I ain't did nothin!

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I ain't even mad

Seriously, I ain't.

Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.

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I ain't even tryin

A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.

Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!

Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!

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I Ain't Mad At Cha

One of Tupac's greatest songs ever, as recollected by many of those who have listened to and reviewed it. Released 2 days after his death, it has an eerie similarity to what happened: Tupac getting shot, dying in a car, where he reminisces and talks about all of his friends of the past. It's not one of the "thug" songs of many of today's rappers; it's a recollection of his past and his life, and how he rose in popularity, despite so much adversity.

I kiss my Mama goodbye, and wipe the tears from her lonely eyes
Said I'll return but I gotta fight the fate's arrived
Don't shed a tear, cause Mama I ain't happy here
I'm through trial, no more smiles, for a couple years"

-lyrics from "I Ain't Mad at Cha"

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i ain't mad at cha

I support you or I support your choice or decision

You gonna marry that fat boy, ok go on then, I ain't mad at cha.

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I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

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I ain't even mad

A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.

Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?

Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.

Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!

Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.

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